This post is still unwritten: Live Blogging The Hills

Back on the west coast, we're still waiting for this week's episode of the Hills. I'll be blogging live as I watch this week's episode of our favorite skeleton in the closet. Bring on Spencer v. Heidi - who's team are you on?

Why does the bartender look familiar? Is she already reality star famous? (Like Melissa from the Bachelor who was already on the Cowboys cheerleader show)

Wait, Lauren's back at People's Revolution? I'm not sure I can remember the last time she made an appearance at her job. And getting Stephanie an interview, let's see how that goes.
I do have to say, I think Stephanie is sort of unfairly categorized as a villain. I think she is more often the catalyst than the cause.

As for Heidi and Spencer, I am always wondering what their relationship is actually like. Is Heidi actually worried about Spencer's bartender behavior or is it all for show? This is the one area of the show I have a hard time accepting as is - there has to be more to it when the camera's aren't rolling, right?

Unnecessary flower, very unnecessary flower.

"Just to see, um, like how I could brand my bags. This is, like, eventually, like in a decade." Example of how not to get a job. And how not to give an interview.
I probably would have broken the no crying rule right there and then.

Two second sushi. Yum.

"Excuse my sister, she's not housebroken." Excuse you Spencer, you're growing dog hair on your face.
The set up for the conflict was obvious, but I did find Stephanie's pants comment pretty funny. I'm still trying to figure out the sudden appearance of this Charlie character and why I haven't seen this club on the show before - am I behind the times? What happened to Les Deux?

Okay, I'll admit it - Heidi looks pretty here. But I still don't believe she means it's done.

"The interview was such a folly - I think she might be a genius." So that's how you land your dream job - bomb the interview. I knew I'd been doing something wrong.

Nicely played, Mr. Waiter. I hope you get a speaking role paycheck.

The highlight of the episode: The interview between Kelly Cutrone and Stephanie. I could watch it on repeat. I kind of agree with Kelly - it was genius. Genius television that is.

I'm looking forward to Justin and Audrina next episode and Speidi therapy - do you think they'll have a breakthrough? Will Spencer cry?